If Bella taught Anni to use the potty, it would go something like this:
First, hold onto pee for as long as you can. Focus on SOMETHING ELSE.
When a couple of drops come out, squeeze thighs , sit down and swing legs back and forth.
When parents ask if you need to use bathroom, look exasperated and say no.
If urgency gets worse, stay seated, lean forward and bump butt back and forth on said chair.
When all of the above have been exhausted, grab crotch, run like penguin as fast as possible to nearest bathroom. Scream 'I have to PEE'.
Pull down pants (minimally) sit down on toilet and scream for a parent to turn on the light.
Ahhhhhhhhh.............................
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